Doug appears to have a dilemma on his hands.

BROCCOLI vs.
CANDY CANE.

On the one hand, you've got your candy cane. Which, as the name implies, is a cane made entirely of candy. So its got that going for it. Unfortunately it tastes like toothpaste. On the other hand, you've got broccoli. Which makes you feel like a ginormous Godzilla eating a tiny tree.

I'll be casting my vote for broccoli.